Funny Insults

Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.

At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.

You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

A gingers favourite picture... Black and white

Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.