Funny Insults

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.

You're such an anal orifice.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.