Random Flab Insults

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th