Flab Insults

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.