Flab Insults

There are 19 flab insults and comebacks.

  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
    101
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
    54
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    228
  • Fat Insults
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    407
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77
  • Fat Insults
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    431
  • Fat Insults
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
    1.5K
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
    8
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
    7
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
    -2
  • Fat Insults
    I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    141
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
    75
  • Fat Insults
    You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
    121
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    168
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, you could sell shade!
    162
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    447
  • Fat Insults
    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
    1.1K
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
    272
  • Good Comebacks
    I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
    1.2K