Flab Insults

There are 19 flab insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
    109
  • Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
    59
  • Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    231
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    429
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    76
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    456
  • At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
    1.5K
  • Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
    11
  • Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
    7
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
    -3
  • I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
    156
  • You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
    81
  • You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
    137
  • You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
    183
  • You're so fat, you could sell shade!
    176
  • You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    476
  • I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
    1.2K
  • You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
    288
  • I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
    1.3K