Flab Insults
There are 19 flab insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.104
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Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!57
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Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.232
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.417
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You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.78
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Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.434
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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
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Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links11
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Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th7
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.-4
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I wonder how many children are in that stomach.145
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You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!76
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You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.120
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You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!171
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You're so fat, you could sell shade!168
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You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.459
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I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.1.1K
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You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.279
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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.1.2K