Random Father Insults

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Are your parents siblings?

You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.