Father Insults

There are 6 father insults and comebacks.

  • You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.
  • Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
  • Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
  • How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
  • Are your parents siblings?