Fart Insults

There are 8 fart insults and comebacks.

  • If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    898
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    91
  • Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    81
  • I fart to make you smell better.
    436
  • You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
    -33
  • Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    57
  • You look like a visible fart.
    16
  • Your so old your farts turn to dust.
    111