Random Fart Insults

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

You look like a visible fart.

Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

I fart to make you smell better.

Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!