Fart Insults

There are 8 fart insults and comebacks.

  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    91
  • Ugly Insults
    You look like a visible fart.
    16
  • House Insults
    Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    57
  • Height Insults
    Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    83
  • Idiot Insults
    You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
    -33
  • Old People Insults
    Your so old your farts turn to dust.
    111
  • Good Comebacks
    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    898
  • Ugly Insults
    I fart to make you smell better.
    436