Fart Insults

There are 8 fart insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    76
  • You look like a visible fart.
    16
  • Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    53
  • Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    75
  • You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
    -30
  • Your so old your farts turn to dust.
    109
  • If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    891
  • I fart to make you smell better.
    431