Fart Insults

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

You look like a visible fart.

Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.

Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

I fart to make you smell better.