Random Ex Insults

You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!

Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.

If I toss a stick, will you go away?