Ex Insults

Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.

You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.

If I toss a stick, will you go away?

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?