- Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.49
- You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!136
- I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.582
- If I toss a stick, will you go away?285
- Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.159
- I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?107