Random Elderly Insults

You're so old, you've seen honey expire!

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

You're so old, I bet you're constipated!

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.

You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.

One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.