Elderly Insults

There are 17 elderly insults and comebacks.

  • You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
    111
  • Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
    93
  • Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
    -81
  • You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
    124
  • One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
    75