Elderly Insults
There are 17 elderly insults and comebacks.
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You're so old, I bet you're constipated!-331
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You're so old, you've seen honey expire!-29
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.94
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-98
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Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.-42
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You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.63
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.167
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Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.116
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Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.377
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You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.81
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Your so old your farts turn to dust.133
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You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.45
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You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.111
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Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired93
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Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!-81
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You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.124
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One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.75