Elderly Insults
There are 17 elderly insults and comebacks.
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One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.21
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You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.33
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.43
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You're so old, you've seen honey expire!-10
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You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.39
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-64
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Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.-34
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You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.74
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Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!-70
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You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.64
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Your so old your farts turn to dust.110
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.164
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Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.361
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You're so old, I bet you're constipated!-197
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Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.97
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Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired89
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You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.122