Elderly Insults

There are 17 elderly insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
    352
  • You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
    -179
  • Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
    97
  • Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
    85
  • You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
    119