Douchebag Insults

There are 6 douchebag insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    220
  • 2
    Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
    184
  • 3
    A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
    177
  • 4
    Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
    78
  • 5
    You're like a showbag; full of shit.
    38
  • 6
    I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
    34