Douchebag Insults

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

You're like a showbag; full of shit.