Random Douchebag Insults

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

You're like a showbag; full of shit.