Dog Insults

There are 15 dog insults and comebacks.

  • Good Comebacks
    1
    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    1K
  • Casual Insults
    2
    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    669
  • Good Comebacks
    3
    If I toss a stick, will you go away?
    292
  • Mean Insults
    4
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    264
  • Good Comebacks
    5
    If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
    197
  • Relationship Insults
    6
    Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
    191
  • Mean Insults
    7
    When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
    185
  • Casual Insults
    8
    Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    173
  • Mean Insults
    9
    I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    135
  • Ugly Insults
    10
    I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
    108
  • Ugly Insults
    11
    You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    55
  • Ugly Insults
    12
    You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    49