Dog Insults
There are 15 dog insults and comebacks.
- 1If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!1K
- 2If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.646
- 3If I toss a stick, will you go away?290
- 4If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.260
- 5If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.196
- 6Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.191
- 7When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?183
- 8Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!170
- 9I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.128
- 10I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.107
- 11You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.55
- 12You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!46
- 13I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.45
- 14Sorry , I don't speak dog!-202