Dog Insults

There are 15 dog insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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  • 2
    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    646
  • 3
    If I toss a stick, will you go away?
    290
  • 4
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    260
  • 5
    If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
    196
  • 6
    Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
    191
  • 7
    When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
    183
  • 8
    Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    170
  • 9
    I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    128
  • 10
    I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
    107
  • 11
    You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    55
  • 12
    You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    46