Dog Insults

If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.

If I toss a stick, will you go away?

When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?

I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

Sorry , I don't speak dog!

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!