Dog Insults

2 years ago
If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
201
3 years ago
If I toss a stick, will you go away?
238
3 years ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
130
3 years ago
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
34
5 years ago
Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
126
5 years ago
Sorry , I don't speak dog!
-159
5 years ago
I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
83
6 years ago
If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
392
6 years ago
I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
93
6 years ago
If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
183
6 years ago
Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
165
7 years ago
You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
38
8 years ago
You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
44
8 years ago
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
993