Dog Insults

There are 15 dog insults and comebacks.

  • If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    242
  • If I toss a stick, will you go away?
    266
  • When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
    164
  • I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
    40
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    153
  • Sorry , I don't speak dog!
    -182
  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    112
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    575
  • I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
    98
  • If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
    193
  • Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
    180
  • You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    42
  • You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    51
  • If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    1K