Dog Insults
There are 15 dog insults and comebacks.
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If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.286
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If I toss a stick, will you go away?304
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When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?195
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I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.47
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Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!181
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Sorry , I don't speak dog!-205
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I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.150
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If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.799
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I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.116
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If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.201
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Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.197
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You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!51
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You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.60
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If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!1.1K