Disgusting Insults

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?