Disgusting Insults

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.