Death Insults

There are 5 death insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    1
    When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
    482
  • Mean Insults
    2
    Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
    321
  • Mean Insults
    3
    Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
    77
  • Mean Insults
    4
    You'd make a lovely corpse!
    64
  • Casual Insults
    5
    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    -39