- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.-38
- Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.56
- Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.311
- You'd make a lovely corpse!59
- When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.476