Death Insults

There are 5 death insults and comebacks.

  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  • Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
  • Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
  • You'd make a lovely corpse!
  • When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.