Condom Insults
There are 13 condom insults and comebacks.
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At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.165
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You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
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Person: What are you looking at?
Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.775 -
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.324
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I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.237
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
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Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.376 -
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.583
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You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.274
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You're the reason God created Birth Control.225
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Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.587 -
Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K
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Insult: You fail!
Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!117