Random Condom Insults

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.

Person: What are you looking at? Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.

Insult: You fail! Comeback: Your dad's condom failed! Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.