- Person: What are you looking at?
Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.746
- Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.565
- I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.228
- Insult: You fail!
Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!113
- Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.357
- At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.153
- You're the reason God created Birth Control.224
- I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.574
- You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.268
- You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.252
- You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K
- Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K