Condom Insults

There are 13 condom insults and comebacks.

  • Good Comebacks
    Person: What are you looking at?
    Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
    700
  • Good Comebacks
    Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
    533
  • Mean Insults
    I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    206
  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: You fail!
    Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
    Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!
    109
  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    340
  • Mean Insults
    At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
    137
  • Rude Insults
    You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    215
  • Mean Insults
    I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
    565
  • Idiot Insults
    You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    264
  • Bald Insults
    You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    235
  • Good Comebacks
    You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    2.9K
  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
    5.4K
  • Rude Insults
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K