Condom Insults

There are 13 condom insults and comebacks.

  • Person: What are you looking at?
    Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
    728
  • Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
    551
  • I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    222
  • Insult: You fail!
    Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!
    Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!
    113
  • Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    350
  • At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
    148
  • You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    222
  • I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
    567
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    264
  • You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    244
  • You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    2.9K
  • Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
    5.4K
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K