Comeback Insults

It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.

Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down. Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am. Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.

Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it. Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.

Person 1: What are you looking at? Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.

You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.

Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?

Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.

If you have a problem with me, please kindly write it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and put it in your ass.

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

Person: You are what you eat. Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.

You're as fake as a three dollar bill!

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.