Comeback Insults

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?

You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.

I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.

I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.

Insult: You're gay! You: You wish.

I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

I've been called worse by better.

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.

Bully: Give me your money! Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.

Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.

Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.