Comeback Insults

Insult: Kiss my ass. Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!

I might be scared of your face, but not you.

Look! You learned to talk!

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

Insult: Fail! Comeback: Just like your social life

If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape

Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.

Insult: You're a piece of shit. Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.

I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.

You want me to call Hugh Hefner? Cause he loves pussies like you.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Person 1: Can't you take a joke? Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.

Sorry , I don't speak dog!

Insult: FUCK YOU! Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.

Person 1: What are you looking at? Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out

Person: I'm straight. You: Straight as a circle!

Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.

You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself. Person: Why? You: So you can go fuck yourself!

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.