Cocky Insults

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.