Cocky Insults

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?