Clothes Insults

There are 5 clothes insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
  • 2
    You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
  • 3
    Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
  • 4
    Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
  • 5
    Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.