Clothes Insults

There are 5 clothes insults and comebacks.

  • Fat Insults
    1
    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    903
  • Bald Insults
    2
    You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
    143
  • Yo Momma Insults
    3
    Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
    43
  • Yo Momma Insults
    4
    Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
    20
  • Yo Momma Insults
    5
    Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.
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