Random Clothes Insults

You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.