Clever Insults

There are 5 clever insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    735
  • 2
    There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
    557
  • 3
    Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
    84
  • 4
    If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    33
  • 5
    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    -73