Clever Insults

3 years ago
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
5 years ago
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
5 years ago
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
5 years ago
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8 years ago
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.