Clever Insults

There are 5 clever insults and comebacks.

  • I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
  • Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
  • You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  • There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.