Christmas Insults

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.