Christmas Insults

There are 6 christmas insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
    101
  • You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
    102
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    52
  • Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
    75
  • You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    223
  • You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
    20