Chest Insults

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.