Random Chest Insults

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!