Random Bullshit Insults

For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.

Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.

*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.

The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit.

Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.

You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.