Bullshit Insults

Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit.

I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.

*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.

Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?

You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.