Brain Insults

There are 16 brain insults and comebacks.

  • If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
    13
  • If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
    134
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    63
  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    248
  • Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
    115
  • He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
    67
  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
    167
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
    51
  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
    27
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    105
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    489
  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    37
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -193
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    33
  • Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
    231
  • Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
    100