Random Brain Insults

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.

If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.