Brain Insults

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.

You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!