Brain Insults

There are 16 brain insults and comebacks.

  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    233
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    56
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    96
  • If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
    126
  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
    151
  • Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
    98
  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
    25
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    31
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -189
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
    51
  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    32
  • If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
    14
  • Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
    114
  • Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
    227
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    488
  • He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
    67