Brain Insults

There are 16 brain insults and comebacks.

  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    180
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    38
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    83
  • If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
    102
  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
    103
  • Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
    82
  • You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
    18
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    19
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -168
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
    42
  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    19
  • If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
    5
  • Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
    103
  • Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
    221
  • Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    472
  • He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
    60