Random Boyfriend Insults

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Garbage is dumped, And so are you.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.