Boyfriend Insults

There are 16 boyfriend insults and comebacks.

  • Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.
    41
  • You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!
    90
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    210
  • I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
    61
  • Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
    66
  • Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
    124
  • Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
    56
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    192
  • You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    296
  • Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Garbage is dumped,
    And so are you.
    471
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    -248
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -56
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -164
  • I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
    924
  • I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    41