Boyfriend Insults

Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.

You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Garbage is dumped, And so are you.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.