Boyfriend Insults

2 years ago
You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!
30
2 years ago
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
168
3 years ago
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
52
4 years ago
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
44
4 years ago
Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.
89
5 years ago
Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
45
5 years ago
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
157
6 years ago
You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
259
6 years ago
Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
885
6 years ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.
288
6 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
-146
6 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
-9
6 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
-101
6 years ago
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
863
7 years ago
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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