Boyfriend Insults
There are 16 boyfriend insults and comebacks.
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Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.79
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You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!156
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Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!254
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I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.68
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Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!81
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Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.173 -
Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?86
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.232
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You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.304
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Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.1.2K
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.694 -
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.-263
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He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.-68
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He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.-182
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!979
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.37