Random Boy Insults

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

Girl:You suck. Comeback: That reminds me we've got an appointment tomorrow at 5 o'clock, don't be late.

My other ride is your mom.