Boy Insults

There are 10 boy insults and comebacks.

  • If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.
  • Girl:You suck.
    Comeback: That reminds me we've got an appointment tomorrow at 5 o'clock, don't be late.
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
  • You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
  • Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
  • My other ride is your mom.
  • Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.