Birth Insults
There are 21 birth insults and comebacks.
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?110
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It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.-79
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Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.43
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Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.137
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Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.63
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I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.150
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Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.101
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Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.376 -
Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!60
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Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.42
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At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.165
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"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.108
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You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.100
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Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!-81
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The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.373
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You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!427
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Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!196
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Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn429
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K