Birth Insults

There are 21 birth insults and comebacks.

  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    69
  • It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -83
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
    35
  • Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
    106
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    58
  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    104
  • Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
    82
  • Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    342
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    64
  • Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
    41
  • At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
    139
  • "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
    106
  • You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
    82
  • Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
    -63
  • The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    354
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    244
  • Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
    188
  • Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
    416
  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.6K
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K