Bald Insults

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.

You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!

Do you do that with your hair everyday?

You: First one to the MOON! *Touches the Bald guy*

Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.