Bald Insults

There are 12 bald insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    325
  • 2
    You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
    292
  • 3
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    285
  • 4
    You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    280
  • 5
    You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    193
  • 6
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    193
  • 7
    You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
    144
  • 8
    Do you do that with your hair everyday?
    93
  • 9
    You: First one to the MOON!
    *Touches the Bald guy*
    48
  • 10
    Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -12
  • 11
    You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -138
  • 12
    You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
    -151