Bald Insults

There are 12 bald insults and comebacks.

  • You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    116
  • You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    165
  • You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    97
  • You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
    96
  • You: First one to the MOON!
    *Touches the Bald guy*
    19
  • You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
    213
  • You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
    -115
  • You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -100
  • You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    213
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -7
  • You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    244
  • Do you do that with your hair everyday?
    69