Bald Insults

There are 12 bald insults and comebacks.

  • You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    100
  • You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    152
  • You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    82
  • You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
    88
  • You: First one to the MOON!
    *Touches the Bald guy*
    13
  • You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
    203
  • You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
    -108
  • You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -97
  • You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    200
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -7
  • You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    235
  • Do you do that with your hair everyday?
    62