Asshole Insults

You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know.

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!

If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.

You're the dick you'll never have.

Insult: Kiss my ass. Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!

Look! You learned to talk!

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?

Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

I'd slap you but shit splatters.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

Sorry , I don't speak dog!

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.

Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?

You are an oxygen thief.

You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.