Asshole Insults

Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Insult: You're jealous! Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

You're like a showbag; full of shit.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.

You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down. Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am. Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?