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Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
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Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
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Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
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Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
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Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
24 - 126
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
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Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
17 - 128
Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.
18 - 129
Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
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Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
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Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
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Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.
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Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
15 - 135
Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
18 - 136
Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!
15 - 138
Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
15 - 139
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
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Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
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