Best Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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  • 2
    Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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  • 3
    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    730
  • 4
    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    613
  • 5
    Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
    416
  • 6
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    413
  • 7
    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    400
  • 8
    Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
    380
  • 9
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    363
  • 10
    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
    352
  • 11
    Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
    348
  • 12
    Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
    304
  • 13
    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    293
  • 14
    Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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  • 15
    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    242
  • 16
    Yo momma's so dumb she stared at the orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate.
    228
  • 17
    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    226
  • 18
    Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
    218
  • 19
    Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
    210
  • 20
    Yo momma so poor, then when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG!"
    201