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Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
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Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
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Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
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Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
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Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
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